My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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