I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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