is your mom at the bar?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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