i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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