How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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