Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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