i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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