I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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