Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We are all done wearing pants today
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
