I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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