are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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