I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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