we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
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