"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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