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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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