STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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