he shaved USA in his pubs
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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