Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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