This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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