HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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