i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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