it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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