we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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