When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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