I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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