So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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