i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
do herpes really smell.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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