he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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