Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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