he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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