I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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