its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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