Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
We need to get me chipped asap
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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