You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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