Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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