So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
