Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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