i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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