Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
How does it feel to date your dad?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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