How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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