You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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