when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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