Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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