Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Holy sore nipples Batman
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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