The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
