It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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