just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Two words: nipple clamps
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