I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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