my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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