Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Randomize
