Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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